|Your choice is admirable. By overcoming the attractions of a femme fatale
whom you have seen on other occasions exuding innocence and making Bambi look like the
personification of evil (thus stressing the relativity and inconstancy of the human condition),
and by limiting yourself to the merest hint of a belly button, you have reached the level
of a master of Zen.
For the experienced meditator
The shirt she is wearing is not made of chainmail!
Warning from the Sturgeon General