A Few Belly Buttons to Help You on Your Way to NirvanaFor the advanced meditator: a belly button without accessories.For the expert meditator: .... |
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A few words of advice to the seeker of enlightenment
The best way to achieve Nirvana is through contemplation of one's own belly button. Beginners
finding this difficult, get easily bored and distracted. Help is needed. You may consider
contemplating your girlfriend's, boyfriend's, wife's, husband's, partner's or mate's belly button.
Don't. After half an hour he/she will start to suspect that you are trying to take the mickey out of
her/him.
Om.
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Apology | This isn't an equal opportunity meditation page yet. There are, as you may have noticed, only two male belly buttons at present. I'll try to remedy this in the future (the very moment i can take my eyes off TB's belly button). | |||||
PS | The belly button without accessories on the other hand is completely politically correct and therefore highly recommended. | |||||
PPS | For all you lost souls, who reached this site of spiritual improvement while searching for the fleshpots of Egypt, try this site or this one. (this and this used to be links. But due to the vagaries of the internet these links keep disappearing and have been discontinued.) | |||||